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愚人,娱人!April Fools! 情景剧3

Bill: I understand this may come as a shock, but Head Office are confident that you will do fine in Alaska. They've even offered to find you a house.
比尔:我知道这个决定对你来说过于突然,但是总部坚定地认为你会在阿拉斯加有一番作为。他们甚至已经在帮你找住处了。

Susan: But I don't WANT to go to Alaska! I like my job here!
苏珊:可是我不想去阿拉斯加!我喜欢我这里的工作!

Bill: Well, Head Office have made their decision. You can either accept it, or you can find another job. I guess you have until the end of the day to decide. Do the sensible thing, Susan. Imagine how great it will look on your resume, and you'll get a huge pay increase too.
比尔:呃……总部已经做了决定了。你可以接受,或者另谋高就。恐怕今天你必须要做个选择了。明智点吧,苏珊,想想那样你的简历会更有份量,你也会有一笔可观的加薪。

Susan: How do you expect me to decide something like this in a few hours? This is ridiculous!
苏珊:怎么可能让我在几个小时里就决定这样的事情?荒唐!

看不出哪里愚人。难道我缺乏幽默感?反映迟钝?

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